micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex


Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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letgodbaby:

True love
sannybby:

Me when I see a fat ass
pantsareunwelcome:

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

I’m feeling frisky, you’re feeling goodI guess the whiskey is doing what it should

ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)

gl0wing-mermaids:

distorted-heaven:

distortion

☽✟creeper l☹ve is deeper l☹ve✟☯

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

straight-from-the-earth:

I was not expecting that last photo

GET THEM OUT OF POOLS ALREADY